No Sleep Til... EVER??
Why won't these people stop calling me? I'm get like three hours of sleep a night, cause once I wake up from a phone call there's no going back to dreamland for me. Ugh. Why are people such huge a-holes? I mean, seriously. What gives? I'm gonna try and go to sleep now, cause they NEVER call during the day. Idiots. Of course, I won't be able to sleep, so instead I'll be up all night looking up Divorce Records or something stupid. My only solace these days is when I search for people.

No Sleep
Still no sleep. Now Mandy AND Brad are calling, like, every single night. Last night, for example, they called fifteen times. Couldn't sleep at all. It was like a constant alarm clock from hell. Man. Mandy finally sent me something funny at least: Anti-American Propaganda in Advertising. Funny, huh? Maybe I should run another background search on her... maybe she's not so bad. We'll see if my person lookup skills are any good.

Finding New Friends?
Um. So yesterday I screamed at Mandy when she called in the middle of the night. (Mandy is Brad's babysitter that I found using person search.) So she put on this cool, calming voice and explained that she wanted help with finding people, so could I meet her for coffee today? I called Brad this morning to see what it might be about, but he had no idea. He just sent me this list of first date icebreakers. Very funny, Brad.

Still Calling
Okay, so now Brad's old babysitter has started calling me in the middle of the night. Man, I did a background check on her to make sure she wasn't some psychotic axe murderer or something - because that's weird, right? Right? No, she's just a banker, just like she said, and she just wanted to know how to find people now. I promised I'd tell her about it, but she keeps calling and sending me these cute email forwards, like this one To the Night Stalking Gnome. She's cute and it's sweet, but I'm not getting enough sleep. I've started taking vitamins and reading books about how to deal with stress. I'll keep you posted.

Reunion
I did all the people searches and I found her. It was pretty easy, but then I am a people search fiend. This is the best place to search people so that's what I used. Anyway, she still lived in the same neighborhood, so Brad insisted that I come with him for moral support to meet her.  So I did.  And it reminded me just why people search can mean so much to people.  They had coffee and a nice teary-eyed conversation while I just played on my laptop and read this rant to post its.

Finding Brad's Old Baby-Sitter
Okay, so I finally got so sick of Brad calling in the middle of the night that a few days ago, I just screamed, "What do you want??" into the phone. I ask him that question every time we talk, but I guess this time he knew how serious I was. He said he knew I was so good at how to search people that he wanted my help to find his baby-sitter from when he was a kid. That's weird, right? I mean, it's no secret that I know how to search people, but I would have been willing to do that without all the midnight phone calls. So is this really his deal? Or was he just making an excuse since he knew he'd gone too far? Anyway, I'll get started using find anyone now

Friends and Finding Friends
I'm beginning to worry about my best friend Brad. He keeps calling me up in the middle of the night, because he says he "just wants to talk." Um what? I have no idea what's going on with him. Whenever I casually suggest to him that maybe 2 AM isn't the best time to chat, he freaks out and tells me that we used to talk late in the night all the time (we didn't) and now Chloe is coming between us. That's really weird, isn't it? Is he jealous? I have no idea. Let me a comment if you have ideas for how to deal with a weird best friend. Then, once you've done that check out this person search then find people. Oh, by the way, Chloe is taking hoodia now and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Cliches come true
Mood:  spacey
Hey all, we just got into Aspen last night and just in time for one of my family's famous welcoming parties. It was hella wild! You may be wondering where I get my craziness and party-heartiness, well its from my family. To tell you the truth, I think Chloe was a little taken aback from everything but in a goodway. She just had to get used to it. Anyway, you may be wondering about what the title of this post means. Last night made me think of lots of cliches and how they're often true. First, take the cliche of the drunken uncle. Well, I definitely have that. My uncle Ron fulfills that role to the fullest. When the taxi dropped us off what's the first thing we saw? There was good old Ron pissing in the snow and still holding his drink. And he made a pass at Chloe, which we all laughed off cause, well Ron does that every Christmas with someone's girlfriend/wife/etc. Needless to say everyone loved Chloe. I got a lot of thumbs ups and winks from the men in the family. And she was first to offer help in the kitchen cleanup, so my mom approved.

"I only have eyes for her." Cheesy cliche right? But it's true. I'm totally in love with Chloe and I can't think of anything but her. Well her and my throbbing headache (freakin uncle Ron kept getting me to take shots of Schnapps with him, and I hate schnapps). This may be the first hangover I'm actually enjoying.

Heh, I almost forgot! Here's a people search link that might help you find someone special like I did:
Someone Find
And peep this hilarious but true collection of rants and raves.

Nosey grandmothers and awesome Chloe
Mood:  chillin'

Hello again, boy time really flies when you're having fun. I can't blieve it's been well over a month since I last posted. Chloe is awesome, thanks for asking. You didn't ask, funny sounded like you did, must just be me. I think I'm goiin love. I see her face and hear her voice everywhere. Yup, I'm smitten. She is awesome. I have to say my people search experience did get the better of me in the beginning of our relationship. When I felt like my feelings were getting serious I ran a quick background check, just to make sure she really was as awesome as I thought, thankfully she was. That allowed me to let my guard down and fall in love. I just met her family at Thanksgiving, and they love me already. What a riot, they were such a bunch of characters, right down to the fiesty grandmother that asked all the abstruse questions, the Spanish inquisition. Thankfully she retired early and we were able to relax and have fun the rest of the evening. Now Chloe gets to meet my family at Christmas, we are flying out to Colorado for a mini family reunion.

Wow, look at the time. I gotta run, was supposed to pick up CHloe 5 minutes ago. Before I run, here are some more people search links to sites that will help  you find people. Also a link to my favorite lists site, this one is for all you single people, check it out, it will make you laugh:
Someone Find

Find Person

GiantLists.com - Online Dating

What Happens in Vegas.......
Mood:  vegas lucky

Oh god, I know its been a few weeks, but Vegas was freaking awesome. I don't even remember most of it, that's how crazy it was. Seriously. I went with three of my buddies and we got two rooms at the Palms. Dope. I don't even know if I went to bed. I don't remember it at least. I also won like, $500. I don't think I could ask for a better weekend. Well maybe. See, I met this girl, and her name is Chloe, and she was there with a few of her friends. We really hit it off, and hanging out with her is actually the only thing I really do remember clearly. The thing is, she wrote her name and number on a cocktail napkin, but I spilled my drink on it, and now I only have ner name. No number!!! Oh my god. Never fear, not in this age of technology at least. People searching is so easy these days. I got her number in a second and we've already been on a couple dates. She's great, way better than Nina. When I was trying to find her number, I came across some awesome sites to help you find a person. It's seriously way easy to search people online and get their contact info. I also found this site called Find Anyone Now, which has good info on finding people. But the best article was about how to find unclaimed money. I had no idea that even existed. Whoa. Anyways, gotte get ready for my date with Chloe. Lates.