Mood:
Hey all, we just got into Aspen last night and just in time for one of my family's famous welcoming parties. It was hella wild! You may be wondering where I get my craziness and party-heartiness, well its from my family. To tell you the truth, I think Chloe was a little taken aback from everything but in a goodway. She just had to get used to it. Anyway, you may be wondering about what the title of this post means. Last night made me think of lots of cliches and how they're often true. First, take the cliche of the drunken uncle. Well, I definitely have that. My uncle Ron fulfills that role to the fullest. When the taxi dropped us off what's the first thing we saw? There was good old Ron pissing in the snow and still holding his drink. And he made a pass at Chloe, which we all laughed off cause, well Ron does that every Christmas with someone's girlfriend/wife/etc. Needless to say everyone loved Chloe. I got a lot of thumbs ups and winks from the men in the family. And she was first to offer help in the kitchen cleanup, so my mom approved.
"I only have eyes for her." Cheesy cliche right? But it's true. I'm totally in love with Chloe and I can't think of anything but her. Well her and my throbbing headache (freakin uncle Ron kept getting me to take shots of Schnapps with him, and I hate schnapps). This may be the first hangover I'm actually enjoying.
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